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Golden and red trees Good-by, sweet flowers! Now the days grow cold, I do softly pray |
I fell asleep in class today
as I was awfully bored
I laid my head upon my desk
and closed my eyes and snored
I woke to find a piece of paper
sticking to my face
I’d slobbered on my textbooks
and my hair was a disgrace
My clothes were badly rumpled
and my eyes were glazed and red
My binder left a three-ring
indentation in my head
I slept through class, and probably
I would have slept some more
except my students woke me
as they headed out the door
by Kenn Nesbitt
My Teacher Ate My Homework
My teacher ate my homework,
which I thought was rather odd.
He sniffed at it and smiled
with an approving sort of nod
He took a little nibble—
it’s unusual, but true—
then had a somewhat larger bite
and gave a thoughtful chew
I think he must have liked it,
for he really went to town.
He gobbled it with gusto,
and he wolfed the whole thing down
He licked off all his fingers,
gave a burp, and said, “You pass.”
I guess that’s how they grade you
when you’re in a cooking class
by Jane Pomazal and Bruce Lansky
Start each day with a surprise quiz
Don’t dismiss the class for recess
until you’ve finished the lesson
you’re working on
At the end of the day, hand out a huge
assignment that’s due the next day
When a student says, "I have to go to
the bathroom," say, "You should have
gone this morning before you left
home" or "You’ll have to hold it in
it’s time for the kindergarten to use
the bathrooms
Never call on students who have
their hands up
Only call on students who have
no idea what’s going on
When a student asks you a question
say, "Look up the answer in a book
Don’t bother to mention the name
of the book in which the answer
can be found
When you read, go as fast as you can
Skip a line or two, then ask questions
about the passage to see if the
students were listening
When it’s time for the students to
read, call on someone who doesn’t
have a book
When you hand out pencils, make sure
they’re dull and don’t have erasers
When you hand out books, make
sure they’re torn and tattered
a test, write all the information
they’ll need to know on the board.
Then stand in front of the board so
they can’t see what you’ve written.
As soon as you’ve finished discussing
the test information, turn quickly and
erase the board
On the last day of school, hand
out a surprise final exam
Tell your students if they flunk it, they’ll
have to attend summer school—and
if they flunk summer school, they’ll
have to repeat the grade
Tell them you hope they all flunk
because you like them so much and
you wish they could be your students
again next year
My Teacher Sees Right Through Me I didn’t do my homework. I told him, “My dog ate it.” I told him, “I had chores to do.” My teacher sees right through my fibs,
My teacher asked me, “Why?”
I answered him, “It’s much too hard.”
He said, “You didn’t try
He said, “You have no dog.”
I said, “I went out running.”
He said, “You never jog
He said, “You watched TV.”
I said, “I saw the doctor.”
He said, “You were with me
which makes me very sad.
It’s hard to fool the teacher
when the teacher is your dad
School Rules
Do not oversleep and miss the school bus
you'll be late
That's a habit teachers generally
don't appreciate
Never call your teacher a name
when she's not near you
Teachers' ears are excellent
so they can always hear you
Do not read a textbook when your hands
aren't clean-it's tricky
to separate the pages when the pages
get real sticky
When you go out for a team
it's always wise to practice
When you are a substitute
the bench can feel like cactus
Do not copy homework from a friend
who is a dummy
If you do, I'm sure that you
will get a grade that's crummy
And if your report card's bad
don't blame it on your buddy
Kiss up to your parents quick
or they might make you study
by Bruce Lansky
As I Awake
All of my senses are met by the morning
As I awake breathing in a new day,
Here by the window I opened last evening,
How the world changed while I drifted away
Darkness is gone, though it seemed it would never;
Sunlight is smiling and nature survives.
I can believe that we all live forever
When I observe how the morning arrives
Birds sing their concert and children are playing;
Flowers have scented the air and it’s free;
Life is renewed and it seems to be saying
There is a place in its promise for me
There are some times in our lives when we savor
Being a part of a much larger plan.
Life is a feast and we each add a flavor;
I’ll make it better, believing I can
Homework, I Love You
It’s wonderful fun when you keep me up late.
I think you’re the best when I’m totally stressed,
preparing and cramming all night for a test
Homework, I love you. What more can I say
I love to do hundreds of problems each day
You boggle my mind and you make me go blind
but still I’m ecstatic that you were assigned
Homework, I love you. I tell you, it’s true
There’s nothing more fun or exciting to do
You’re never a chore, for it’s you I adore
I wish that our teacher would hand you out more
I’m filled with emotions. I’m fit to be tied.
I cannot complain when you frazzle my brain
by Kenn Nesbitt
Get Out of Bed! by Diane Z. Shore
"Get out of bed, you silly fool!
Get up right now, it's time for school
If you don't dress without a fuss,
I'll throw you naked on the bus
"Oh, Mom, don't make me go today.
I'm feeling worse than yesterday.
You don't know what I'm going through.
I've got a strange, rare case of flu
"My body aches, my throat is sore.
I'm sure I'm knocking on death's door.
You can't send me to school-achoo!-
'Cause everyone could get it, too
"Besides, the kids despise me there.
They always tease and always stare.
And all the teachers know my name.
When something's wrong, it's me they blame
"You faked a headache yesterday.
Don't pull that stuff on me today.
Stop acting like a silly fool-
The principal cannot skip school
A brave man was Ali
The Lion Of God, the Prophet's wasi
His father was the chief of the clan,
He was a good and pious man.
His mother was entirely free from blame.
Fatema binte Asad was her name.
His cousin, the prophet was brought up by these two,
Children they'd had and quite a few too.
In Kaaba our first Imam was born,
Near the very early hours of dawn.
When his eyes opened for the very first time,
He was met with the Prophet's face sublime.
The Prophet wished to adopt Ali,
To relieve his guardians of a responsibility.
Once the prophet had a feast,
With a tiny amount of things to eat.
Some meat, some bread and some milk to drink,
Filled the appetites to the brink.
But the food remained the same as before,
Not any less, not any more.
The invited men were from his kin
He wanted them to repent their sin
Advising them to accept the Faith,
And helping him to propagate.
When the Prophet asked if they would,
Only Ali whole-heartedly stood.
Gradually more people chose Islam.
So they might be free from any harm.
It was of course for their very own good,
Not only in this but afterwards too.
The Quraish had troubled the Muslims for a long time now,
How they survived? God knows how!
The Prophet's life was not at stake,
Ali thought and acted straight.
He done something very brave,
Which could have led him to his grave.
For on the Prophet's bed he slept
While into the night the Prophet crept
From Mecca to Medina the Prophet had gone.
He travelled by night and rested by dawn.
Soon Ali came to Medina too,
To unite with his cousin, the last Rasool.
The Prophet made progress to preach Islam
He also invited Christians from Najran
The Christian and Muslim talked on and on.
The Christian insisted God had a son.
On this point the two sides didn't agree,
So a Mubahala there was to be.
From the Prophet's side, five people went
Five people whom God had sent,
One heavenly lady and four pious men,
The Prophet, Ali, Fatema and Hasnain.
The five faces shown so radiantly,
That the Christian notices this obviously.
And so from Mubahala they declined.
As the wrath of God came to their mind.
Ali was also one of the five under the Kisa,
With the Prophet, Hasnain and Fatema.
The Prophet loved his Ahl-e-bait.
And about them he often said.
My Ahl-e-bait are the Ark of Nooh,
The boat that will help save you.
The strong rope of God that leads to the Heavens,
From the fire of Hell that menacingly threatens.
The door of forgiveness, the purified ones,
They will save fathers, mothers, daughters and sons.
Ali fought many battles again and again,
Badr, Ohad, Khandaq, Khyber and Honain.
Prophet loved Ali there is no doubt,
On many occassions he pointed out,
I am the City of Knowledge and Ali is its Gate.
He is the most equitable judge, the embodiment of faith.
On the Prophet's last pilgrimage to Mecca and back.
The Prophet proclaimed on a camel's hack,
I must tell you something before I depart,
My Ahl-e-bait and Qur'an will never part.
But the most important thing for Muslims and Islam,
Is to accept Ali as Maula of those whose Maula I am.
On the morn of 19th Ramadhan,
When the moazzan gave the call for Azan,
Ali knew that death was near,
Yet went to the Mosque without any fear.
Suddenly a sword struck his head.
By God I've reached my aim, he said.
Bin-e-Muljim done this dirty deed.
He tried to escape and ran to his steed.
He was caught and brought back to Ali,
who ordered his ropes loose immediately.
Distrust came over Bin-e-Muljim,
When Ali offered some juice to him.
All looked sadly at the man,
Then he said, O Abdul Rehman,
If you had taken this drink from me,
Up in Heaven you'd be with me.
In two more days Ali was dead.
This was the day man really dread,
For centuries now man has wept.
While up in Heaven Ali slept.
May Zainab be blessed by Ali,
For this humble effort of poetry.
By: Zainab Kazim
نظم ار چه به مرتبت بلند است آن علم طلب که سودمند است
پیغمبر گفت "علم علمان: علم الادیان و علم الابدان "
در ناف دو علم بوی طیب است وان هر دو فقیه یا طبیب است
می باش طبیب عیسوی هش اما نه طبیب آدمی کش
می باش فقیه طاعت اندوز اما نه نفقیه حیلت آموز
گر هر دو شوی بلند گردی نزد همه ارجمند گردی
The Advice of Nizami to His Son
Although poetry be of high dignity
Seek thou the knowledge of what is useful
The Prophet hath said " The science of sciences
Is the science of matter and the science of faith
Is the navel of each is a fragrant odour
In that of the law, and in that of medicine
Endeavour to be a physician with life-giving breath of Jesus
Not the one that puts people to death
Let the law instruct thee in the service of God
Let it not be to thee a teacher of sophistries
If thou become an adept in both
Thou will have reached the summit of excellence
And wilt be held in high estimation in the sight of all men
Teachers
Paint their minds
And guide their thoughts
Share their achievements
And advise their faults
Inspire a love
of knowledge and truth
As you light the path
Which leads our youth
For our future brightens
With each lesson you teach
Each smile you lengthen
Each goal you help reach
For the dawn of each poet
Each philosopher and king
Begins with a Teacher
And the wisdom they bring
by Kevin William Huff"
الهی!
O' God
آفریدی به رایگان
You made creation gratis
روزی دادی به رایگان
You provided subsistence gratis
بیامرز به رایگان
Have mercy on us gratis
تو خدایی نه بازرگان
You are God, not a merchant
بماند سالها این نظم و ترتیب ز ما هر ذره خاک افتاده جایی
غرض نقشی است کز ما باز ماند که هستی را نمی بینم بقایی
مگر صاحبدلی روزی به رحمت کند در کار درویشان دعایی
These rhymes shall remain for years
While our dust is dispersed in the air
These words are but to remind of us
For else, no permanence is traced in life
Hoping a pure mystic, a man of heart
May pray for us, poor souls, as an act of grace
Why God Made Teachers
By Kevin William Huff
When God created teachers,
He gave us special friends
To help us understand His world
And truly comprehend
The beauty and the wonder
Of everything we see,
And become a better person
With each discovery
When God created teachers,
He gave us special guides
To show us ways in which to grow
So we can all decide
How to live and how to do
What's right instead of wrong,
To lead us so that we can lead
And learn how to be strong
Why God created teachers,
In His wisdom and His grace,
Was to help us learn to make our world
A better, wiser place
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